I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!
Intokazi emangalisayo - osisi abakhulu, imbongolo enkulu enamanzi, kanye nokubukeka okubuthakathaka kucela ukubethelwa esigxotsheni! Iphupho nje, hhayi owesifazane. Futhi ukuthi izinqe zakhe zidlala kanjani iqhude endaweni yowesifazane wehhashi, indoda ingabamba kanjani isikhathi eside futhi hhayi i-cum fountain evela kubumnandi obunje? Futhi ukumunca kanjalo professional. Kungenzeka ukuthi ividiyo yaqoshwa izingxenye ezithile, ngoba ngezibalo zami owesilisa kudingeke ukuthi ahlangane nale ntokazi izikhathi ezingaphezu kwesisodwa!
Amabhunu amakhulu ngempela.